A list of strange things I've seen in San Francisco:
1. One man threw a full 22oz beer can at a moving car while walking through moving traffic. He hit the car. It was loud.
2. A woman dressed in all 4th of July themed clothing, throwing pops at people's feet who were walking by as she shouted, "THE FOURTH OF JULY IN 1955" (this was weeks before the 4th of July, by the way).
3. A fellow walking through heavy traffic (seems to be a theme), addressing a man across the street who was approaching Union Square. Waving his hands he yelled things like, "GET OUT OF THERE, THAT'S MY PARK" and "GET AWAY" over and over.
4. A woman confronting an invisible being, warning them against crossing the street..."you'll get slammed you orange-head!!". I've wondered several times if the illusion actually had an orange for a head.
5. A man literally just rolling around on the ground in the middle of Union Square. Like, really enthusiastically.
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This is sooo crazy!! Thanks for letting us in on these events, i was very amused.
ReplyDeleteknew you would love it.
DeleteHilarious! I think the next thing that you see, you should just join in. May be quite exhilarating (that is unless it includes throwing things at moving vehicles).
ReplyDeleteThe craziest part is how everyone just carries on like nothing is happening. People in this city must be used to it all.
DeleteWe would fit right in!
ReplyDeleteI think your laugh would still get you attention...
DeleteI think your next post of this nature should list noteworthy things that have happened while you took public transportation. Or while you were in a public park...Really just make observations in any public place and write about. Comic gold.
ReplyDeleteYou experienced first hand the bizarre beauty of public transportation. People are nuts!
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